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Dooku: Hoi-broth + Chocolates = A Terrifying Numbness of the Throat 
28th-Aug-2005 08:26 am
Character: Dooku
Timeline: slightly after AotC.


I'm determined to find out the identity of the maid who served me this vile, repulsive glass of beverage. Upon closer inspection, I am pleased to announce that it is a mixture of low-grade hoi-broth and chocolates.

And it has, unfortuantely, resulted in what I call a "terrifying numbness of the throat".

Master is displeased with the lack of progress on our side. He's telling me that he cannot stand the Senator of Naboo - not at all. I assured him that she's merely a bimbo and won't be too much of a threat in the end.

After all, you can't deny that she's pretty, well, hot. It seems that Qui-Gon's padawan is hopelessly in love with her. That's a good thing.
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30th-Aug-2005 01:51 pm (UTC)
Which padawan? If it's Xanatos, I'd advise the Senator to run fast and very far in the opposite direction.
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