?

Log in

AU of SW and it's EU.
FANS ON CRACK AHAHA.
My older brother is an IDIOT. 
29th-Aug-2005 12:36 pm
Character: Leia
Timeline: Quite late. Somewhere.
Warnings: LOTS OF BAD REFRENCES.

Not that I don't like Lukie, mind, but he's just such an Idiot at the worst of times. And that's idiot with a capital 'I'. I can't believe him.

Take today, during lightsaber practice. We were resting, and I asked him, "Luke, suppose you weren't a Jedi and all, what would you be?"

There was a short moment of silence (very rare around here, let me assure you) before he answered. I couldn't believe my ears.

"I'd probably be a HOTSHOT pilot, ooh, a Rebel! Um, Rebel's are cool and all, because they Rebel! And I'd defend the Galaxy with a really beautiful princess by my side. And, um, I'd probably fall in love with a girl who was trying to kill me or something. And I'd be the world's most powerful Jedi!"

I pointed out that FIRST, the question had been if 'you weren't a Jedi'. And secondly, if something like that could conceivably happen, then our father could well be the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Then the Idiot asked me what I would be. I replied that I would probably be some princess somewhere. I've always wanted to be a princess. When I was a kid it was because I thought that princesses got pink eopies to play with and ride, but now it's because I'd get to inherit an entire planet when my parents die.

My brother promptly replied that I'd probably end up married to some good-for-nothing scoundrel who'd steal all my money.

After this, we resumed lightsaber practice at which I beat him. Three bouts out of three.

So there, Lukie. HA.
Comments 
29th-Aug-2005 11:55 am (UTC)
You forgot to mention I said that I might fall in love with that guy as well.

You're meeeeeaaaan. I'm not an Idiot.
29th-Aug-2005 03:27 pm (UTC)
Tell you what, Lukie dear.

You're can be just a little farmboy who wouldn't know any better. (In other words, an idiot.)
30th-Aug-2005 04:42 am (UTC)
And you'll be a bratty princess who wants everything and your homeplanet will probably go boom!

So there.
30th-Aug-2005 04:49 am (UTC)
Don't say that, Luke. You know how our mother feels about Planets going Boom. Remember the last time when we were six and we were playing 'Evil Overlord of the Galaxy' in front of her?

Needless to say, we don't play it now.
29th-Aug-2005 01:10 pm (UTC)
The two of you, really.

Leia, you've been improving very fast in your lessons, good for you. But remember, young one, don't let rage fuel your connection to the Force. It is the way to the Dark Side.

Keep up the work, young Luke.
30th-Aug-2005 04:40 am (UTC)
Master Kenobi!

I am NOT angry. I am NOT angry at all. Why should I be angry? Do I LOOK angry? Do I?

There is no emotion, there is peace
There is no passion, there is serenity.

See! I remember!
30th-Aug-2005 04:43 am (UTC)
You're lying. You're angry and you know it.

And you only remembered because you asked me.
30th-Aug-2005 04:46 am (UTC)
I asked you during TRAINING. Which was YESTERDAY.

And I wasn't asking you because I wanted to say it just now. I was asking you because I wanted to know whether it was peace before serenity. That's all, Lukie.

And I'm not angry. Why should I be angry? Because Master Kenobi suggested I was, that's why.
29th-Aug-2005 01:19 pm (UTC)
OOC: Sara, that's TOO FAR. There is no Empire. Yet. We need to work on the Written first. I think. Mind if you shelve this post?
29th-Aug-2005 01:23 pm (UTC)
OOC: At the rate we're going, we might see the Written only on the first day of the exams.
29th-Aug-2005 03:05 pm (UTC)
OOC: Luke wants to be a Rebel, as in, I REBEL against this, not I am one of the REBEL people. Empire doesn't come in. Lukie just wants to, uh, be, snarky and all.
29th-Aug-2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
Leia: your brother has always been an idiot. Ignore him, and he will go away. I speak from years of experience with your father.

B.T.W: The Force has a way of biting you on the ass. Don't be too fast to make assuming statements.
30th-Aug-2005 04:37 am (UTC)
He won't. I speak from years of experience with him. He's nice and all, but he sticks around like a limpet. In fact, I did call him a limpet (not to his face, though, poor thing) and I still do.
This page was loaded Feb 23rd 2017, 4:08 pm GMT.