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AU of SW and it's EU.
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Anakin: Master, erm, help? 
29th-Aug-2005 12:37 pm
Character: 3rd Person POV (Anakin)
Timeline: Pre-AotC. Anakin is... erm. Okay. 18, then. 18.
Warnings: Trauma.


If anything could be said about Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn, one could criticise him for his insensitivity and carelessness.

Anakin was apparently disgusted by his Master's lack of... secrecy. If catching his Master and Obi-Wan naked in bed together wasn't a hint big enough, then someone might just as well drop a gungan on him.

You see, you can't help not liking Obi-Wan. He's silly. It's quite obvious that Xanatos likes him (heck, Xanatos likes anything that has sexual reproductive organs... then again, you can't be too sure about that too, since cucumbers don't have sexual reproductive organs). Qui-Gon obviously loves him too.

And Obi-Wan liked Anakin.

Anakin knew he was bi (he found himself attracted to Xanatos at one point in time, but soon dismissed it as a Stage), but Obi-Wan tended to be a little creepy at times. There was once when he spent three hours watching the paint dry. And there was another time when he spent an equal amount of time waiting for Master Qui-Gon to finish using the 'fresher (although what Qui-Gon and Xanatos were doing inside, he didn't want to know).

So you see, it came to the stage where Anakin had to bribe Aayla with dinner so that she could kiss him and convince everyone (i.e. Qui-Gon, Xanatos and Obi-Wan) that he didn't like men. Sure, it made him different from them, but at least Padme won't run away from him anymore.

Aye, yes. He was so darn afraid the other time she paid a visit that she would notice the strange moans being emitted from Obi-Wan's room. She didn't, but the thumps were pretty obvious anyway. Besides, he grumbled the whole of next day because it was his turn to fix the furniture.

The Jedi Council had no opinion on homosexuality, but Anakin felt that it was high time they laid down some regulations on the extent of sexual activity that could take place within the Temple. Besides, Kit Fisto nearly came after him the day after he found out Aayla had been kissing him.

He was disgruntled. If only Qui-Gon knew what Obi-Wan was trying to do with him. Roses were obvious, yes, and welcome too. But... lightsabers? Obi-Wan had offered to help Anakin fix his lightsaber. Well, he had been a young and impressionable youth back then... until the next morning, of course.

Anakin refused to talk to Obi-Wan for the rest of the week. Qui-Gon didn't seem to notice if anything was wrong... More accurately, he pretended not to notice. Instead, Obi-Wan insisted that he moved into Xanatos' room (and Xanatos subsequently moved into Qui-Gon's room anyway).

And now, Obi-Wan was trying to tell him certain snippets of his childhood... Mostly about alcohol, hot tubs and Qui-Gon Jinn. He ran away.

Screw heterosexuality, but at least it was half as traumatic.
Comments 
29th-Aug-2005 01:18 pm (UTC)
You're right; I don't.

It's so that Obi-Wan will stop jumping me every time Master's not looking.
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